My companions are looking at me like I’m crazy. I found some goodberries and decided to eat them. I was hurt. But the human boy the goatlings chomped on was more hurt. Well then, they should have spoken up sooner! I’m not used to others needing my help like that. I mean, you taught me to be self-sufficient. So that’s what I was doing. Of course, you also taught me to be helpful. I’m so tired of feeling like a four-legged contradiction all the damn time!
Would you PLEASE stop biting my ear, by the way? It tickles and I need to keep a serious face on.